Will you agree with me, if I say boys cannot write the perfect captions or quotes for the pictures or selfies as compared to girls? Don’t feel offended, there are exceptions. Let go this embarrassment and take help from this post as we have massive list of Captions of Boys Instagram. Copy and paste our Funny Instagram Captions for guys/boys for your next post.
Instagram Captions for Boys
1. I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also the brains of the operation.
2. If you’re not ok with me being as awesome as I am, that’s your problem not mine.
3. I may be a little bit of a weirdo, but I’m also unique and special.
4. Don’t be fooled by appearances, I’m not just a pretty face.
5. I’d rather be a nerd than a cool kid any day.
6. I know I’m not perfect, but that’s what makes me special.
7. I don’t need to be part of your group. I’ll live with the rejects under the bleachers…
8. I don’t always follow the rules, but that’s because I’m not afraid to be different.
9. Better to be a lion for a day, than a lamb all your life.
10. I think I got my eyes from the stars.
11. Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant.
12. Don’t try to impress people, just aim to interest them.
13. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
14. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
15. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
16. Saturday nights are easy, find someone who wants to spend Sunday mornings with you.
17. It’s a good time to be alive. It’s an even better time to be young.
18. “When you’re a boy, it’s expected that you’ll be tough. When you’re a girl, it’s expected that you won’t.”
19. My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
20. “Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings”
21. It’s never too late to be who you could have been.
22. “A comfort zone is a beautiful place – but nothing ever grows there.”
23. Get busy living or get busy dying.
24. I’m going to be a pirate when I grow up. That way, instead of working for the man, I can just steal from him.
25. I may be beautiful on the outside, but I have a dark side too.
26. I’m always learning new things. Today I learned how to be a little cooler.
27. You don’t have a soul. You are the soul and you have a body.
28. “Man is the only animal that refuses to be what he is.”
29. Things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught, and teamwork on tests.
30. If sleep is important, why does school start so early?
31. You and me, we are like a small gang!
32. “I’m just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks” – Don Johnson
33. “When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” – Audre Lorde
34. I have never seen elegance go out of style.
35. “A comfort zone is a beautiful place – but nothing ever grows there.”
36. “Dope days, chill nights, good company, and mellow vibes.”
37. “It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement — that they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is of true value in life.” – Sigmund Freud
38. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one is the bad influence”
39. “It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” – Theodore Roosevelt
40. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.” – Mark Twain
41. “I’m not here to fit into your world. I’m here to make my own.”
42. I am way too cool for this world. Just kidding.
43. Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
44. What’s cooler than cool? Most cool. Oh, no wait…
45. “When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” – Audre Lorde
46. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
47. “It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.” – Leonardo Da Vinci
48. It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” – J.K Rowling
49. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
50. My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.
51. “It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” – Theodore Roosevelt
52. Always wear cute pajamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
53. I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams.
54. “Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.”- Mother Theresa
55. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
56. “Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.”- Mother Theresa
57. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.” – Mark Twain
58. I am way too cool for this world. Just kidding.
59. Get busy living or get busy dying.
60. What’s cooler than cool? Most cool. Oh, no wait…
61. “Live life to the fullest.” – Ernest Hemingway
62. Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
63. Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Attitude Instagram Captions for Boys
64. I may not be perfect, but at least I’m original.
65. I think I’m a little too old to be called cute.
66. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
67. Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
68. If you’re not going all the way, why go at all?
69. I’m not a failure because I have failed, I’m a failure because I’ve given up.
70. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
71. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
72. I’m not a boy, I’m a man. And you can call me.
73. And keep in mind that I don’t mind losing my mind.
74. Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
75. It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
76. For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
77. Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success.
78. Bitch, I’m the bomb, like tick tick.
79. Your intelligence is my common sense.
80. Girl, I have to call you back.
81. I don’t like the way you carry yourself.
82. Dangerous but fun.
83. I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.
84. If your life got harder, Congratulations! You just leveled up.
85. I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
86. Keep your face towards the sunshine, you will never see the shadow.
87. I’m too good for you.
88. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
89. I am the one who can give you surprises and shocks at the same.
90. I play LIFE like a pro!
91. Happiness depends on your mindset and attitude.
92. I’m like gold, I’m like goals… Baby, I’m chosen, I’m floating.
93. I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.
94. Yeah, you know that money talk, I am the ventriloquist.
95. I’m an addict, I’m addicted to success. Thankfully, there’s no rehab for success.
96. You Are the Master of Your Attitude.
97. I don’t take shit personally from a person who doesn’t know me personally.
98. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
99. I dreamed of incredible dreams, followed my heart, and created my own fantasy.
100. I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
101. Try me and I’ll have you people reading eulogies.
102. Positive expectations are the mark of a superior personality.
103. When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
104. Don’t run after him who tries to avoid you..!
105. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
106. Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners
107. I don’t compete for a spot, I am the spot.
108. No time zone matter when you are my baby 24/7.
109. Lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at you
110. I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on…
111. You respect me, I respect you. Disrespect me, F*ck you.
112. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
113. When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick
114. She doesn’t want love, she just wants her share.
115. Silent people have the loudest minds.
116. Success is the by-product of your attitude.
117. I hear them talking behind my back, at least there is a reason why they are behind me.
118. I’m not weird, I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.
119. It’s OK if you don’t like me because not everyone has good taste.
120. If you don’t like my attitude then you have problems with your choice.
121. I don’t take shit personally from a person who doesn’t know me personally.
122. A positive attitude will lead to positive outcomes.
123. The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
124. Attitude is a lot like pregnancy. You can try to hide it all you want, but eventually, it will come out.
125. It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
126. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
127. Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
128. I burned my bridges so the devil couldn’t follow me.
129. I’m not weird, I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.
130. A stumble may prevent a fall.
Savage Instagram captions for Boys
131. I’m not a pessimist. I’m a realist who lives in a world that sucks.
132. “I’m not a savage. I’m just ahead of the curve.” -Miley Cyrus
133. I’m not always polite, but I am always savage.
134. I’m not a bad guy, I’m just a savage.
135. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
136. I don’t care about your opinion of me, I only care about my own.
137. I don’t always have time for the civilized world.
138. I don’t care what you think about me, I know who I am.
139. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
140. She got mad hustle and dope soul.
141. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
142. Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
143. I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
144. I’m not a boy, I’m a man. And I can do whatever the hell I want.
145. Life goes on, with or without you.
146. I got a good heart but this mouth.
147. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
148. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
149. Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non-stop.
150. Some days start better than others.
151. I’m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.
152. Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh.
153. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
154. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
155. Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
156. So blunt you can smoke my truth.
157. I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level
158. “I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you might be the most savage person I have ever met.”
159. Life is better when you’re laughing.
160. 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart
161. Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
162. If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
163. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
164. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
165. Catch flights, not feelings.
166. I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
167. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
168. You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
169. No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
170. The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.
171. Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
172. You look like something I drew with my left hand.
173. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
174. B***, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
175. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, b***.
176. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
177. You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
178. I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
179. If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
180. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
181. She got mad hustle and dope soul.
182. There’s no “we” in fries.
183. It’s good to be different than to be in a world that is full of copy.
184. You look like something I drew with my left hand.
185. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
Best Instagram Captions for Boys
186. Do whatever makes you happiest.
187. I’m not a boy, I am a man. And you are the woman who raised me to be one.
188. “Hella fine and it works every time” – Ariana Grande
189. If I were rich, I’d pull a Netflix and spend $100 million on my Friends
190. My life is as crooked as Rami Malek’s bowtie.
191. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
192. “I’m not here to fit into your world. I’m here to make my own.”
193. I’m not a boy who will promise you the world. I am just a boy who promises to bring out the best in you.
194. “After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.”
195. “Losers focus on winners, Winners focus on winning.”
196. “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
197. “Be heroes of your own stories” – Constance Wu
198. We’ll be the ones to show them all who’s boss.
199. “Dope days, chill nights, good company, and mellow vibes.”
200. “Being happy never goes out of style.”
201. “Wifi. Food. My bed. Perfection.”
202. “Everything you need is already inside you. Get started.”
203. “Today, I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagna.”
204. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”
205. “Having the dream is easy, making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams
206. “Find a place in life that suits you – and own it. Well.”
207. “A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows she has none.” – Marilyn Monroe
208. “There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”
209. “Swag is not something you wear, it is something you are born with.”
210. “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
211. “Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name right.”
212. “Man is the only animal that refuses to be what he is.”
213. The smallest change can make the biggest difference
214. Live today, leave rest for tomorrow.
215. Good morning! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!
216. Dream without fear, love without limits.
217. “Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings”
218. “Be yourself – everyone else is taken.”
219. “I was born to stand out.”
220. “Bow down to the queen.”
221.“I’m just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks” – Don Johnson
222. When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
223. “I didn’t break the rules, but I challenged the rules.” – Ella Baker
224. “I have a hopeless crush with someone I have no chance with..”
225. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” – Elizabeth Taylor
226. “Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm & inappropriate thoughts.”
227. “Do not try me. I’m not a sample.”
228. “I do a thing called ‘what I want.”
229. “If you can’t be better than your competition – just dress better.”
230. “Are you a software update? Because NOT NOW.”
231. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”
232. “No matter where you are from, your dreams are valid.”
233. “Life is a party – dress like it.”
234. “Do what is right – not what is easy.”
235. “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”
236. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one is the bad influence”
237. “A comfort zone is a beautiful place – but nothing ever grows there.”
238. Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
239. If you don’t know the whole story then shut up.
240. “Be very careful of people whose words don’t match their actions.”
241. “Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke”.
242. Midnight has its way of making loneliness feel like love.
243. You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind
Badass Instagram Captions for Boys
244. If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
245. If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
246. Be like a drug, let them die for you.
247. I’m not afraid to do the wrong thing.
249. If you’re not living on the edge, then you’re taking up too much space.
250. We born from the Stars, We will die with the Stars.
251. Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
252. It’s hard to win, It hurts to lose but It kills you to give up.
253. A king needs a kingdom to be a king, not a queen, remember that.
254. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
255. You made me realize that everything comes with an expiry date.
256. Too calm to give a damn.
257. Stay strong, Be brave, Go beyond
258. The goal is not to be rich, It is to be a legend.
259. Give people time, Give people space. don’t beg anyone to stay. let them roam. What
is meant for you, you will be yours.
260. Life is too short to live the same day twice.
261. Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
262. I’m a strong man because a strong woman raised me.
263. I refused to be in the rat race.
264. When life f**ks you change the position and enjoy.
265. Be like a badass caption with a good ass.
266. Every girl is beautiful, It just takes the right filter to see it.
267. Be yourself, you’re not born to impress anyone.
268. My middle finger salutes your attitude.
269. Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional.
270. Teachers only teach the rules, but winners make the rule.
271. People always miss you when you’re good and doing good.
272. Always aim to be number one.
273. I don’t need a weapon, I am one.
274. Don’t wear Brand, Be a Brand.
275. Be you. Let the world adjust.
276. Turn your scars into stars.
277. I’m beyond your thinking.
278. I’m strong, I’m beautiful, I am enough.
279. If I fall I rise back up, If I fail try again.
280. Light is easy to love, show me your dreams.
281. Stop trying to please others, You’ll get hurt without knowing,
282. Patience is also a form of action.
283. Of course, I changed, I realized that I deserve so much better.
284. Life is a soup and I am a fork.
285. We are born from the stars, we will die with stars.
286. Once you fall in love with yourself their Game is Over.
287. If you don’t like where you are, move, you are not a tree.
288. Once I’m gone, I’m gone, I’ll never return into your life.
289. Your I can is more important than your IQ.
290. Become the best version of yourself.
291. Your mind is a weapon, keep it open.
292. A king is not born, He is made.
293. Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.
294. Live for a cause not for applause.
295. When people ask what I do. I say whatever it takes.
296. I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at that.
297. Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better.
298. I got a good heart but this mouth.
299. My life is Mystery, I’m here to create history.
300. Rules are for sheep.
301. Life is a soup and I am a fork.
302. I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
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303. You can never be over educated.
304. I’m going to show you how it’s done.
305. These are days we live for.
306. What do you know about a real man?
307. Be a nice human
308. All good things are wild and free
309. I am so tired of love songs. Oh, awesome, Ed Sheeran is on…
310. Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
311. Let the beauty of what you love to be what you do
312. Fear is only temporary. Regrets last forever.
313. Burn for what you love.
314. Looking fresh, you?
315. If you never go, you will never know.
316. The best investment you will ever make is in yourself.
317. Ladies! What’s up?
318. There is no beauty without some strangeness.
319. I may not be perfect, but at least I know who I am.
320. If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door.
321. Put in work. Believe in it.
322. If people call me cute instead of calling me sexy then I am much happier.
323. Life is Short – Talk Fast!
324. Smile… it confuses people.
325. Salty but sweet
326. The best is yet to come
327. The best is yet to come.
328. Risking is better than regretting
329. Men aren’t necessities. They’re luxuries.
330. Worry less smile more.
331. The World is yours.
332. Life is short wear cute shoes.
333. Dream without fear, Love without Limits
334. See you in the morning
335. Oh darling, after all, all you have is yourself
336. Life is way too short for bad vibes.
337. I’m walkin’ on sunshine
338. Everything happens for a reason.
339. Your style should match your ambition.
340. Do what makes your soul shine.
341. Live a good story
342. Your loss, babe.
343. Focus on the good
344. A balanced diet is a chocolate in both hands
345. The dream is free, the hustle is sold separately
346. Saturdays are for the boys.
347. Born to succeed, not to fail.
348. A man is nothing else but his thoughts.
349. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
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350. Either you play the game or watch the game, play you.
351. We did everything for you in that little rush.
352. You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.
353. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
354. There is no beauty without some strangeness.
355. Be afraid of the quiet ones, they are the ones that actually think.
356. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
357. Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
358. Walking with your chest out and head held high says you have earned the right to stomp and pummel this particular piece of real estate.
359. ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
360. I will tolerate it a lot. But once I’m done. I’m done. Not going back.
361. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
362. Life is way too short for bad vibes.
363. I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
364. Don’t allow someone to make you feel like you’re not good enough.
365. I find strength in pain.
366. I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
367. For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
368. Life happens. Coffee helps.
369. Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
370. Mind your own.
371. Got two shows tonight, that’s Brooklyn and Dallas.
372. There’s always a wide side to an innocent face.
373. Kinda classy, kinda hood.
374. I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.
375. The Master of Disguise.
376. I got 99 problems but a whip ain’t one.
377. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
378. My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
379. Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.
379. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
380. I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
381. I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.
382. Think like a proton, always positive.
383. We are all born mad. Some remain so.
384. When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
385. Think like a proton, always positive.
386. Take a ride on my energy.
387. I wish common sense was common.
388. I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
389. You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.
390. Twenty-four-hour champagne diet.
392. Judge me when you become perfect.
393. I’d rather die my way than live yours.
394. I wish common sense was common.
395. Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.
396. These are the days we live for.
397. I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
398. I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
399. Some things look very good in dreams.
400. I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
401. Life is better when you’re laughing.
402. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
403. It is better to let everyone think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain
404. X in the box, cause ain’t nobody checking me.
405. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
406. I can resist everything, except temptation. – Oscar Wilde
407. Some things look very good in dreams.
408. Do me a favor, pick me up, take me out later.
409. I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
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410. “Hella heart eyes for you.”
411. “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”
412. “Throw sass around like confetti.”
413. “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
414. “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”
415. “Get out there and live a little.”
416. “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”
417. Smile, it confuses people.
418. “Being happy never goes out of style.”
419. “Smile a little more, regret a little less.”
420. “A little contour and confidence.”
421. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”
422. Smile at the world, and she’ll smile back
423. “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”
424. “All I really need is a passport.”
425. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
426. “Start somewhere.”
427. “Grow through what you go through.”
428. Some past memories bring a smile to you. And this is surely one of it.
429. “Create your own sunshine.”
430. Smile at the world, and she’ll smile back
431. Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile.
432. Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
433. “But first, let me take a selfie.”
434. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”
435. “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”
436. Some past memories bring a smile to you. And this is surely one of it.
437. Life is better when you’re smiling
438. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”
439. “Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.”
440. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
441. “Self-love is the best love.”
442. “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”
443. “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”
444. “And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.”
445. “Smile big, laugh often.”
446. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”
447. “Some days start better than others.”
448. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
449. Keep the Smile On!
450. “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”
451. “Less perfection, more authenticity.”
452. “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
453. “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”
454. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
455. Who says I never smile in my selfie?
456. “Life happens, coffee helps.”
457. By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
458. “Coffee and confidence.”
459.“The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
460. “She was simple like quantum physics.”
461. “Live more, worry less.”
Conclusion:
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