Here below we have added 100 funny crazy whatsapp status in English. Do check them out!
1. That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
2. Save water – Drink beer!
3. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
4. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
5. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
6. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
7. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
8. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
9. I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
10. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
11. God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛
12. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
13. You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
14. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
15. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
16. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
17. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
19. Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
20. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
21. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
22. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛
23. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
24. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
25. People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
26. WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
27. It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
28. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
29. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
30. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
31. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
32. We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
33. Good Morning, let the stress begin…
34. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
35. My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
36. Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
37. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
38. Move on…
39. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
40. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
41. Whatsapp status is loading…
42. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
43. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
44. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
45. Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
46. You don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook status.
47. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
48. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
49. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
50. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂
51. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
52. C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂
53. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
54. Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
55. I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
56. When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
57. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’
58. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
59. Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.
60. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
61. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
62. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
63. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
64. Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
65. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
66. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
67. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
68. Once a cheater always a repeater…
69. Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
70. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
71. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
72. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
73. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
74. if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.
75. Jealousy = I actually care about you.
76. FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
77. I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
78. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
79. I will kill you with my awesomeness…
80. People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
81. It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh 😉
82. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
83. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
84. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
85. Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
86. Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
87. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
88. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
89. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
90. Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
91. I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
92. Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
93. I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
94. I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
95. Totally available! Please disturb me…
96. Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
97. I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
98. Single doesn’t always mean available…
99. the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol
100. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
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