52 Catchy Witty Quotes and One Liners
1. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
2. Opportunity isn’t knocking coz you haven’t built the doors yet.
3. Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
4. If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?
5. People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
6. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
7. All is well that ends.
8. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
9. If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research.
10. Common sense is not so common.
11. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
12. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
13. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
14. Work in silence, let your success speak.
15. Hard work has a future payoff. – Laziness pays off now.
16. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
17. Change is good, but dollars are better.
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
20. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
21. Take my advice — I’m not using it.
22. If the music’s too loud you’re too old.
23. If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
24. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
25. The smallest changes make the biggest difference.
26. If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
27. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
28. Life is like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
29. We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police.
30. Magnify you Skills…or else modify your Goals.
31. A bad plan is better than no plan.
32. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
33. The one who decides to wipe the tears of the poor must have the money to buy the tissue…
34. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
35. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
36. Only dead fish go with the flow.
37. Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
38. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
39. The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.
40. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
42. Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
43. Failure teaches success.
44. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
45. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
46. Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
47. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
48. Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
49. I don’t have a bad handwriting. I have my own font.
50. If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
51. I am not arguing. I am simply explaining why I’m right.
52. The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
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