195 Funny Photo Status For Facebook

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1. Be a good person but don’t try to prove it.

2. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

3. I have lots of hidden talents. Problem is, even I can’t find them.

4. The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

5. I started the week with a big box of Patience. The box is empty now.

6. I think I need glasses because I keep seeing a lot of people with two faces.

7. I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles / Gems.

8. I don’t care if you’re black, white, short, tall, skinny, rich, or poor. If you RESPECT me I’ll respect you.

9. They are not grey hairs! They are wisdom highlights!! I just happen to be extremely wise.

10. Dear work stress, let’s break up.

11. I really need a day between Saturday & Sunday.

12. Good morning, Let the Stress begin…

13. Me: I’m actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec ??

14. I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.

15. I have no problem with those who don’t like me, but I do have a problem with those who pretend to.

16. I don’t care if people don’t like me. I wasn’t put on this earth to entertain anyone.

17. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

18. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

19. I have a thousand things to say to you, and a thousand reasons not to.

20. I forgive people by forgetting them.

21. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

22. Be a good person but don’t try to prove it.

23. Don’t be afraid to be open-minded, your brain is not going to fall out.

24. I am a good enough person to forgive you. But not stupid enough to trust you again!

25. I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

26. No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

27. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

28. Face your problems, don’t Facebook them.

29. Trust me I am a liar.

30. Out of all the lies, I’ve told, “Just kidding” is my favorite.

31. Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.

32. We are all living in cages with the door wide open.

33. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

34. When life shuts a door… Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

35. There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

36. Nobody notices what I do…until I don’t do it.

37. The road to success is always under construction.

38. I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.

39. Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

40. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

41. My life needs editing.

42. May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

43. You have to be odd to be number one.

44. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

45. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

46. Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going!!

47. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

48. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

49. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

50. The best mistake to never repeat is to cry for the same problem twice.

51. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

52. The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.

53. Never announce your moves before you make them.

54. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

55. If Plan A fails remember that you have 25 letters left.

56. If stress actually burnt calories..I’d be a size zero!

57. At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up. Lol ??

58. Started from the bottom now we’re here.

59. Family is like chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts.

60. I love people I can be crazy with.

61. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ??

62. I’ve insulted my Best Friend more than I’ve insulted my worst enemy.

63. Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!

64. My talent: not sleeping at night.

65. I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

66. I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

67. Oh My Goodness! Can you imagine if there were two of me!

68. Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

69. You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

70. No bond is stronger than two people who hate the same person.

71. Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

72. We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.

73. Keep your heels, head & standards high.

74. The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do dishes.

75. Catch flights, not feelings.

76. I never said most of the things I said.

77. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

78. Catch flights, not feelings!

79. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

80. I can resist everything except temptation.

81. Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on

others.

82. I don’t have time to hate people who hate me because I’m too busy loving people who love me.

83. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

84. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

85. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

86. Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

87. Onions make me sad, a lot of people don’t realize that.

88. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

89. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

90. If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

91. Life update: Still a mess.

92. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

93. Admit it.. Life would be so boring without me.

94. I thought growing old would take longer!

95. My dad has the most awesome girl in the world.

96. I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.

97. If you show me 1% of goodness, I’ll show 100% in return. But if you show 1% of attitude, I’ll show100% of it.

98. 5’2 but my attitude 6’1

99. I’m born to express, not to impress.

100. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

101. Out Of My Mind, Be Back In 5 Minutes.

102. Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, You only see what I choose to show you.

103. I know I am Awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion..!!

104. I’m an odd combination of “REALLY SWEET” and “DON’T MESS WITH ME”

105. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

106. The innocent ones always have a wild side.

107. I love car rides so much that I actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.

108. We live in the era of Smart Phones and Stupid people.

109. Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one!

110. Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one

111. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

112. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

113. Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

114. I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

115. Facebook should have “So What” button !!

116. Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

117. Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

118. I’m quitting facebook to face my books…

119. Removed all junk food from my house. It was delicious.

120. I would lose weight but I don’t like losing.

121. If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.

122. If at first you don’t succeed, order some pizza.

123. When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.

124. If at first, you don’t succeed, fix a ponytail try again.

125. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

126. If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

127. When life gets blurry adjust your focus.

128. When someone makes you an option make them a memory.

129. Once upon a time, I don’t care, I still don’t care. The end.

130. I may look like I’m doing nothing… But in my head, I’m quite busy.

131. If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

132. If someone hates you for no reason, you might as well give them a good reason to do so.

133. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

134. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

135. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

136. Facebook is the only book that we read every day.

137. Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

138. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

139. Christmas is truly a magical time. It’s made all my money disappear!

140. When girls say “Leave me alone” actually it means “I need you”

141. Calories don’t count on vacation!

142. If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

143. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.

144. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

145. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

146. I don’t like people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE.

147. I hate math but I love counting money.

148. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

145. I love being on vacation and never knowing what day of the week it is.

146. Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get “thinner”

147. Stop talking… I’ve entered my mental vacation.

148. I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ??

149. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

150. Won employee of the month again! I love being self-employed.

151. I’m 97% sure you don’t like me, But I’m 100% sure I don’t care.

152. Of course women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.

153. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

155. A girl can never have enough jewelry.

156. Shopping is an art and I am an artist. Please respect!

157. I have enough jewelry – Said no one ever!

158. I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.

159. I like long romantic walks down the makeup aisle.

160. I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

161. Always dress like you are going to see your worst enemy ??

162. Smile in front of those who hates you – It kills them.

163. I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew.

164. I need a vacation.Someone kidnap me, please?

165. If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

166. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

167. The secret of happiness is to have a bad memory!

168. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

169. Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops..

170. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

171. Behind every successful woman is herself.

172. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

173. Always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

174. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

175. Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous!!

176. If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

177. Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.

178. I’m tired with this day, I need a new one.

179. I’m Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired today.

180. Why can’t the morning news ever say: Today has been canceled.. go back to sleep! ??

181. Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.

182. Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be again.

183. I am a woman, I bend I don’t break!

184. Don’t think outside the box. Think like there is no box.

183. Dare To Be Different!

184. I’ve got nothing to do today but smile ??

184. Not all stars belong in the sky.

185. Learn from everyone. Follow no one.

186. I am a smart person… I just do stupid things.

187. I love my haters, they make me famous!

188. I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

189. You can’t be late until you show up.

190. Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emoticons.

191. You are a limited Version. Like me, just different.

192. Life is a lengthy procedure of getting tired.

193. Better an oops, than a suppose.

194. I can not run out of a loan. I still have checks left.

195. The universe consists of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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