One Liner Status For Whatsapp

61. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
62. I’m not perfect, I am original.
63. No expectations, No disappointments.
64. All girls are my sisters except you.
65. Our friends make our world.
66. I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
67. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
68. I didn’t change, I just woke up.
69. I am not special, I am a limited edition.
70. You get a compass for the dash of your vehicle.
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Short Lines For Whatsapp Status

71. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
72. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
73. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
74. Your products strutted off without you!
75. You can do anything, but not everything.
76. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
77. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
78. All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
79. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
80. I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.