50 Funny Status in English for Whatsapp

Funny is a weird part of our life. It’s weird but it’s important to survive into life. These days we have found many new things which make us happy on which we laugh or on which we love. The second name of fun is a love I would say. This relates to each of them.

Though the new technology is enhancing day by day to make a human feel good. It’s the best way to connect with our friends and to share feelings with them together. So the best way is to share something on Whatsapp to make happy to our friends is to by sending them funny status.

Also, we have written a full post on all of this Whatsapp status category like Cool Status, Love Status, and best Whatsapp status so you can check out this article on our website.

Here are some of the funny status which you can put in your profiles.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

5. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

7. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

11. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

12. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

13. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

14. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

15. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

16. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

17. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

18. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

19. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

20. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

21. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

22. When in doubt, mumble.

23. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

24. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

25. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

26. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father
replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

27. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

28. Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

29. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
30. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

31. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

32. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

33. I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

34. I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

35. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

36. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

37. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

38. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

39. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

40. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

41. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

42. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

43. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

44. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

45. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

46. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

47. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

48. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

49. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

50. Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.

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