82 Funny Short Status Lines For WhatsApp


Funny Status Lines: Haven’t you heard that before that laughing is the biggest medicine, YES! My friend, it is true. Even science can’t deny it. So that why today we have collected some of the best short statuses for Whatsapp as we always do especially for you, but today we have collected some of the Best Funny Short Status for WhatsApp.

We have collected these WhatsApp statuses from all over the internet, you just have to Copy N Paste these WhatsApp statuses into your WhatsApp status.

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Funny Short Status Lines

1. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.

2. I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode.

3. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

4. If at first, you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common.

5. Virginity is not dignity, It is just a lack of opportunity.

6. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

7. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

8. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

9. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

10. Zombies are looking for brains. Don’t worry, you’re safe.

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11. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

12. Fair warning: I know karate. …and some other words.

13. 80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% are having a brain.

14. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

15. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

16. The road to success is always under construction.

17. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

18. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

19. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

20. If people are talking behind your back, that’s a good time to fart.

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21. Born to express not to impress.

22. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

23. Silent people have the loudest minds.

24. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

25. I don’t worry about terrorism. I’ve been married.

26. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

27. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

28. Someday you’ll go far, and I hope you stay there.

29. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

30. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

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31. Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

32. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

33. Some people are alive only Because it’s illegal to kill them.

34. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

35. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

36. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

37. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

38. When I was born..The devil said..”Oh, Shit..!! Competition”.

39. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

40. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

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41. I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.

42. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

43. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

44. You smell like hidden motives, get away from me. ( Funny Status )

45. I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

46. I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”

47. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

48. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

50. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

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51. I salute all my haters with my middle finger.

52. Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.

53. Of course, I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.

54. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

55. I choose to forget my past, and my debts are a huge part of my past.

56. If you do not give me a break, I will take it by force.

57. The only thing I love about working is my salary.

58. I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

59. Money cannot buy happiness, but neither does being broke.

60. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

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61. No. I am not online. You are drunk.

62. Be smarter than your smartphone.

63. I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.

64. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

65. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

66. I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

67. Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

68. You’re right, I’m not perfect. But I’m unique!

69. Not all men are fools; some stay single. ( Whatsapp Status Funny )

70. I prefer beauty to brains. Men are visual beings.

71. I am not sure about tomorrow, so let me eat what I want today.

72. I need new enemies, the old ones are beginning to like me.

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73. Pretty girls turn heads. I and my girls break necks!

74. I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

75. Dear Boys, I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting!

76. I’m not interested in just being the hot girl. I’m really goofy, and I love laughing, and that’s such a big part of who I am.

77. Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.

78. I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overload.

79. I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

80. Tall guy + short girl = cutie! But short guy + tall girl = awkward.

81. I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.

82. I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.

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