Dirty status doesn’t mean that you have to make a shitty, dirt filled status on whatsapp lol, But it could be the most creative illusion of the way of talking in which you say something horny and it doesn’t seem to horny who don’t understand it. Yes, they are called double meaning status messages. So today we are giving you some hot and sexy status ideas which could seem a bit dirty to your circled friend’s zone, but still, if you have a taste in it, then you gonna love it.
Funny Dirty Status
These dirty status ideas for Whatsapp and somehow for Facebook are mostly in English.
1. Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
2. My mother never understood the irony in calling.
3. Bitch, your leggings aren’t supposed to be Saggin !
4. Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.
5. I got married because I’m really into angry sex!
6. Life is never boring with a dirty mind.
7. I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
8. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
9. What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!
10. If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
11. Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left.
12. Triple in the last 5 minutes?
13. People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
14. If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!
15. Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.
16. Sex education may be a good idea in the schools.
17. You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.
18. Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
19. What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend.”
20. There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner.
21. Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
22. What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
23. Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lol
24. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
25. I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat an ice cream.
26. My legs are missing you in between them.
27. How does Justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
28. Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you sexually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.
29. Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
30. People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
31. You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
33. I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.
33. We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
34. Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!
35. Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
36. Walk around naked all the time.
37. People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
38. Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
39. My graduation speech: ‘Fuck You, I fucked you, I’d fuck you, Who the fuck are you?’
40. Dirty mind persons have a very creative mindset.
41. Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next.
42. You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!
43. Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
44. Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
45. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.
46. Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
47. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
48. Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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