You can use our vast collection of awesome status. You can post these awesome statuses on various social media like Whatsapp, Facebook, or Instagram.
Awesome Status in English
1. Excellence is not a skill, It is a Cool Attitude.
2. Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
3. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection
4. Doubt kills more dreams than failure.
5. Silent people have the loudest minds.
6. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
7. No girl is completely dressed without a smile.
8. I’m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
9. Success is just the perfect revenge you can have on your enemies.
10. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Awesome Status for Whatsapp
11. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
12. Life doesn’t just get better by chance, it’s by CHANGE.
13. Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
14. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
15. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
16. Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
17. There is a difference between life being simple and easy.
18. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
19. Be a good person, but don’t try to prove.
20. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Awesome FB Status
21. Life may not be easy, but it’s worth living only if you try.
22. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wasn’t able to find you.
23. Happiness is the state of the mind and not the absence of problems.
24. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!…. He’s dreaming too.
25. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
26. That awkward moment when you “like” someone’s status on Facebook on accident b/c of a ur touchscreen phone.
27. So people are so poor that the only thing that they can offer is money.
28. To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
29. Life is like an ice cream Enjoy it before it melts.
30. Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
Short Awesome Status For Friends
31. So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
32. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
33. Only when you distance yourself from negative things, will beautiful things happen to you.
34. The amount of paper towel I use to squash and discard a bug is directly related to whether or not I know what kind of bug it is.
35. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.
36. My one hand is strong enough to fight against the world if only you hold the other one.
37. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
38. Love is the greatest of all in life. If you miss it, you miss everything in life.
39. LIKE if you can’t hear “I Will Remember You” without thinking of that ridiculous commercial.
40. The longer the title the less important the job.
Two Line Awesome Status
41. I choose to make the rest of my life the best of my life.
42. Please don’t get confused between my attitude and personality!
43. No matter throws at you, just look it in the eyes, smile, and move on.
44. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
45. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
46. Happiness is like a Butterfly. The harder you run after it, the farther it flies away. But if you stand still, It comes and sits on your shoulders.
47. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
48. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
49. I’ve never found anything as beautiful as a smile that has struggled through tears.
50. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
One Line Awesome Status for GF / BF
51. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a breakup, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
52. Life is short, break the rules.
53. The comfort of sleeping on your chest is way better than lying on a hundred pillows.
54. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
55. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
56. Life is too short. Stop wasting your time trying to make everybody happy.
57. It’s always important before you “Assume” ensure you try this crazy method called “asking
58 Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
59. People say you can’t live without love. . . I think oxygen is more important.
60. Don’t just go through life, grow through life.
Awesome Status Lines
61. Life will always provide you with the people you want though it takes away the people you need the most sometimes.
62. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
63. I believe there should be a better way to start each day. . . instead of waking up every morning.
64. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
65. I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
66. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
67. Knowing that you’re loved by someone you love is the best feeling you could ever have.
68. Born to express not to impress.
69. Teachers Only Teach the Rules. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
70. I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is.
Feeling Awesome Status for Love
71. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
72. Stop checking my last seen, text me when you miss me.
73. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.
74. Be yourself. everyone else is already taken.
75. I’ve been able to see the best and the worst of you, yet I choose both…
76. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
77. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
78. I am not lazy, I am just in energy-saving mode.
79. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
80. One of the characteristics of successful people is that they keep moving on, even though they make series mistakes.
Awesome Status for Him / Her
81. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
82. Going through life is like driving a car. It may be fine once in a while if you look back but going forward makes life goes on.
83. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
84. Life is like a bicycle, to maintain balance, you’ve got to keep riding.
85. To be your friend was all I ever wanted, to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
86. The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you.
87. Love yourself first because that’s the only person you’ll be spending every second of your life with.
88. Totally available! Please disturb me!
89. That feeling when you enter a store & they play your favorite song
90. Life is a book. But unfortunately, you can only write on it with a pen making it impossible to go back and erase your mistakes.
Heart Touching Awesome Status
91. I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
92. It doesn’t matter how hard you get hit in Life. It’s about how much you can keep moving forward after being hit.
93. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
94. I love to walk in the fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.
95. The quality of your relationships determines the quality of your life.
96. The only reason I’m fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
97. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
98. A room without books can be likened t0 a body without a soul.
99. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
100. Quality is more important than beauty.
101. The road to success is always under construction.
102. Failure is a must because in it is attached windows of opportunities.
103. Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
104. The reason I’m single is that God is still writing the best love story for me.
